The opposite of Hotworx is Coldplay

AO: Windjammer

When: 2024-04-12

QIC: Walkie Talkie

PAX (9): Caroline, Cookie, Deep dish, False Start, NRA, Slippy, Sparkie, Townie


It's April, I am the Captain now, it's Masters weekend, a new playlist is ready, the opposite of Hotworx is Coldplay, let's friggin GO!


We heard "Jerusalem bells a-ringing" and moseyed to the dam for SSH, WeedPickers, Toy Soldiers, WillyMaysHays, Arm Circles, & Michael Phelps.

The Thang:

Welcome back, Slippy. We missed you. By now, you should "feel your heart beating" and be ready for an Adventure of a Lifetime. Thang 1: 4 Corners to the tune of todays date 4-12-2024 4 Hand-realease Merkins, 12 American Hammers, 20 Mtn Climbers & 24 LBCs in ALL 4 corners of the boat launch lot.                                                     Thang 2: back to the dam and pause for A Sky Full of Stars with Lunges & Speed Burpees.                     Thang 3: Grab a coupon and a pitching wedge. It's Master's weekend. Let's chip for dough, I mean burpees.  We target chipped...make it and you're spared. Miss it, and it's 5 burpees. Make the further target and you can assign your 5 burpees. Only 2 were made. Proof that chippin' aint easy.            We did Curls/Overhead Press to The Scientist. DryDocks/Flutters to Clocks. Skull Crushers/BentOverRows to Hymn for the Weekend (So High So High), and PlankJacks/BoxCutters to Speed of Sound.                                                                Thang 4: we closed with Something Just Like This and did Squats & Mo' Speed Burpees.                                                                 Nice work, playas. Always a pleasure to lead and get the weekend started with a hymn.  


Prayers for @Slippy's friend, the Anderson Family, who lost a son in a car accident Prayers for @Sparkie's work restructure situation Praise for Spring and warmer weather.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

"Running in circles, chasing our tailsComing back as we are
Nobody said it was easyOh, it's such a shame for us to partNobody said it was easyNo one ever said it would be so hardI'm going back to the start" -Coldplay

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