The Masters – A Beatdown Unlike Any Other

AO: Jericho

When: 2024-04-12

QIC: Pinkman

PAX (10): Benny, Mantooth, Mr. Hand, Pinkman, Plumb Bob, Schneider, Shannon Tweedy, Swiper, Todd Doherty l F3 UMass, Tsunami


It's Masters Week, arguably the greatest week of the year. The history, traditions, drama, all make this golf tournament something truly special. When I signed up to Q this week I knew I had to incorporate a Masters theme, so I channeled my inner Jim Nantz sent out the preblast and got to work planning.


Long mosey down Magnolia Lane (or through the shopping center) back down to the lower parking lot. Circled up for Windmills, Weed Pickers, Moroccan Night Clubs,  Toy Soldiers, and Michael Phelps.

The Thang:

We moseyed out to the football field and YHC welcomed my fellow PAX to Jericho National. On the 50 yard line was a putting green, putter, and ball. We are going to find out which PAX can handle the pressure. Starting from the sideline, all PAX ran to the mid field, did burpees equal to the par for the hole, 72 in total. Pax then took turns putting, if the putt was made we multiplied the par by 5 if they missed it was x 10 and we did that many reps of the corresponding exercise. Back and forth we would go, some good holes, some bad but a great workout was had by all.
  1. Par 4 - Plank Jacks
  2. Par 5 - LBCs
  3. Par 4 - Merkins
  4. Par 3 - Star Jumps
  5. Par 4 - American Hammers
  6. Par 3 - Hand Release Merkins
  7. Par 4 - Sumo Squats
  8. Par 5 - Flutter Kicks
  9. Par 4 - Shoulder Taps
  10. Par 4 - Bulgarian Ball Busters
  11. Par 4 - Big Boy Situps
  12. Par 3 - Catalina Wine Mixers
  13. Par 5 - Lunges
  14. Par 4 - Reverse LBCs
  15. Par 5 - Carolina Dry Docks
  16. Par 3 - Monkey Humpers
  17. Par 4 - Freddie Mercury's
  18. Par 4 - Overhead Claps


  • F3 Cumming Hosting NLB
  • SMR in 2 weeks
Prayer Requests:
  • Prayers for Simple Jack's daughter in ICU
  • Prayers for Plumb B0b's friend's sobriety
  • Prayers for Benny's job

Naked-Man Moleskin:


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