Getting Ratio’d

AO: Windjammer

When: 2024-05-31

QIC: Cookie

PAX (17): Cookie, Cox, Dipstick, False Start, IKEA, Jackalope, Milli Vanilli, Nair, Papercut, Sparkie, Townie, uga, Walkie Talkie, Mario, Diva, Doubtfire


YHC grabbed the Q on the first Friday Fishing day of the summer and decide to ratio the PAX before having fun on the boat. The late start of 6AM is upon us, so as the clock struck the top of the hour, 17 PAX answered the call including a 2.o and two FNG's.


Head to the Dam for the usual routine. Stay put, the THANG would commence right where we were.

The Thang:

1:4 ratio pain stations:
  • Squat Walkers (1 squat 4 imperial walkers) OYO
  • Bonnie Burps OYO (at the boat launch)
  • Donkey Dans OYO (at the wall at Sports Park)
  • Capt Thor Cadence (at the baseball field)
Head up the Dam hill backwards for the 2nd half of the beatdown.
  • Flat Tire OYO with partner holding - wheelbarrow Merkin to bear crawl while in wheelbarrow position (at the dam)
  • OH Press/Curls cadence (at the dam)
  • Lt Dan cadence (at the pool parking lot)
  • Jack Webb cadence (at the flag area)
No time for Mary. Some of the exercises we got up to 7 : 28, others we only got to 5 : 20.


Prayers were spoken for a few different things including my cousin who is unfortunately having to lay her baby to rest this Sunday. Great to have 2 FNG's and a 2.0 today. Big TCLAPS to 2.0 Mario for getting through it. Welcome FNG Doubtfire (Kevin) who used to be a stay-at-home Dad. Welcome FNG Diva (Jackson) who was an actor in his previous life on a show with a similar name as Diva. Friday fishing commenced after parking lot coffeeteria. The PAX were shut out this week, so we will need to catch at least 2 fish next week to make up for it.

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