Crack: Hey Guys! I need to go home and write my preblast.
Unnamed Alpharetta PAX #1: That’s whack, Crack… I don’t even write BACKblasts, much less preblasts!
Unnamed Alpharetta PAX #2: Don’t listen to him Crack. He is whack. Just write the preblast like I do my backblast… in 144 characters or less!
Boy am I glad I didn’t learn from Atlanta! So come on out tomorrow and if you:
- Do something cool,
- Sing something fantastic,
- You’re MY bruuuuuu, or
- I just like you in general,
then you can see your name written in stone on my backblast. And by “stone” I really mean that it will likely be on the same computerized device you are reviewing at this exact moment. Talk about exciting pressure!
So, come out for 2 rocks and 4 corners which is an uneducated man’s way of knowing the date. Partners or groups will definitely be involved. And by “2 rocks and 4 corners” I really mean to bring a friend, any friend, even your BEST friend.
We will change things up by FINISHING with a ‘Merkin Mile… and there aren’t any dang squats in a ‘Merkin Mile!